No way that just happened.

(May 30, 2008)

It was really hot today, so I left my car windows down, sure that no one would rupture my safe bubble of pure white suburb just to steal some burnt CDs and June's Vogue. What I didn't anticipate was the possibility of a bird flying into my car and perching on the steering wheel before dropping the foster kids off at the pool. So, I learned a valuable lesson today: leave one window down on hot days; in the event of a fly-by shitting, there's a good chance the bird will kill itself trying to fly through the closed window. And that's some consolation.