Awesomely terrible lines from student papers: the (new and improved) finale.

(April 27, 2007)

"The second section of my research question is how much time do we have? Well, it depends who you talk to. The Christians, Mayans, and many scientists say not long but of course they have been saying that for years."

"Without industry, where would people work? The answer is simple: people would be farming in their backyards, living off the land, and rolling the wheel back. This simply cannot be stood for."

"As the evolutionary progress has continued, humans have faced weakening in their senses in old age. Many children are even vision impaired or hearing impaired. What would happen to these humans had it not been for the use of plastics, a pollutant to the environment, to develop hearing aids?"

"A deaf human in a hunter-gatherer society would become an overwhelming burden to his comrades and would likely die young."

"As stated earlier, the ability for mammals to evolve quickly has been our strongest trait. This statement may start to seem redundant, but I cannot stress the importance of the recognition of the evolutionary process."

"Pollution is a major problem. I admit it."

"The first time the ape stabbed a big ole hornet nest, he learned his lesson: hornets are not a good food source due to the high opportunity cost."

"An albino rabbit in a dense forest is not going to survive very long."